Jon's new invention
Friday, August 24, 2007
Me: invent something that will speed up time
Jon: I already have. I call it 'Fun' or 'Sleep', but I'm still working on getting those patented and trademarked.
Whenever you enjoy 'Fun' time will accellerate to 6000 times it's normal speed. Somehow I was able to get Sleep even faster, and it peaks out at a trillion times normal speed of time.
Everyone I know uses my products, but no one wants to pay for them for some reason.
<3
Jon: I already have. I call it 'Fun' or 'Sleep', but I'm still working on getting those patented and trademarked.
Whenever you enjoy 'Fun' time will accellerate to 6000 times it's normal speed. Somehow I was able to get Sleep even faster, and it peaks out at a trillion times normal speed of time.
Everyone I know uses my products, but no one wants to pay for them for some reason.
<3
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kyle
Friday, August 24, 2007
Ugh, sorry to break the horrible news, Erin... but a time warper has already been created and patented.
They call it IV Sedation.
5 hours feels like .00029 seconds or something. If that's even measurable.
From http://www.dentistsw4.com/sedation.html:
"...As a result, time will appear to pass very quickly and you will not recall much, or perhaps even nothing at all, of what happened."